Friday, August 15, 2014

Safety Week Picnic


Safety Week Picnic


Hey puppers and kittehs!!!!

After a long and informative 

Safety Week 
(Thanks Bunches Sarge and Sidebite , Our most FABulous Hosts!!)

It is time to

Let your furs down!! 

and have some most FABulous 

Drinks and Foodables!! 


While our pal Chef Sasha is whippin' up some of her most

World Famous Tasty Foodables 

I will be providing the

DRINKS!!!! 

Okays, so let's take a lookie at the menu......



Furst we start off with the tamer  Libations ....



Now these are for you younger puppers and kittehs

who haven't got permission from your peeps  aren't yet ready

for anythings with more....Punch (so to speak...☺)


Next, we have drinkies for those on the

Camp Pain Trail 



Now, I HEAR no doggie has SPIKED any of these

BUTTS.....☺

Anyhu.....

If you don't see anythings yet that

TEETERS YOUR TOTTER

Take a lookie at these fine offerings....



No???

Okays, maybe this will

BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT 




STILL??? 

Okays, do these

TINGLE YOUR JINGLE


  

NO?????

Okay, maybe these will

BLOW YOUR FURS UP




Geesh!

Okays,  Maybe these will

TOOTS YOUR HORN 



Still???

Wells,  Maybe these will

TICKLE YOUR PICKLE




No???

Alrighty then....maybe these will

HUMP YOUR CAMEL 





Still???

Then, I hopes these will

CHARGE YOUR BATTERIES



(I snuck that last one in...☺)



Okays....

Now I bring out the

BIG GUNS... 
DON'T TELL MA THAT I BROUGHT THIS DRINKIE BACK.....
YOU KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.....☺




(Now, I recommend not over doin' this one!
Ask me how I know...)

And then I have


Nows this one is only for the puppers and kittehs with
Iron Stomachs
(and a good lawyer....bol)


FINALLY ..... 

What's you all have been waitin' for........


WTF???????  

How the hell did a TREE RAT gets in here???????

Excuse me while I take care of BUSINESS....... 

Okays, I'm back

He's , um, taking a 'nap'..... 


As I was sayin'...

What you all have been waiting for....


Okays, don't push and shove...
 I made like 87 pitchers!! ☺ 




Okays, now that you've gots a sneak peek,
Don't forgets to COME BACK TOMORROWS...

AND HAVE SOME FUNS!!!!

I hopes you all enjoy the vast selection of  DRINKIES!!

Nows, everyone who is old enough to

partake in the more potent drinkies 

Make sure you don't drink and

ZOOMIE!

You don't wanna hurt somethin'!!


And, don't forgets to

Thank everyone who participated in this most 

FABulous Safety Week!!!

(I've learned so much, my melon hurts...)


41 comments:

  1. Wow, Ruby, my head's spinning and I haven't even had a drinkie yet!!! BWAR HAR HAR OMD the choices.... Wonderful selections and I love how you have something for everyone. Could I please start with my very own Sarge's Red White & Blue Smoothie, then I'm coming right back for a Surf Jammers Beach Splash. Oh, these sound delish...and since Sidebite is doing the driving for us...why not?!?
    Thanks bunches and I'll be sure to visit you tomorrow during the big picnic too.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Thirsty Pol Comm

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  2. Wow Ruby, you have gone above and beyond!!! BUTT, we have been all over checking out the Safety Booths and we are VERY thirsty. So maybe you can come over here and snuggle up beside me and we can enjoy a margarita. And I'd like to make a toast! Here's to CHERRY BOMB!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Mayorz For All Paws

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  3. Wow ruby you are best at serving the drinkies, there is one for everyone ... Very cool!

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  4. Mmmm, a nice simple margarita sounds just the ticket!

    Hooman loled more and more going down this list... :-)

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  5. OMD look at them all...I think I want to try one of EVERYTHING. Just...don't tell my Momma, ok?!

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  6. Hey Ruby!
    Wow, your drinkies are fabulous as always! I stopped back again (for a Ranger's Bat Nog) to thank you again for hosting TreeRat Hunting Safety. OMD it was a fabulous post and I loved the pix of those nutty critters trying to distract us. BOL Thanks again for the post and for providing the great drinkies. You will be entered in the Host Appreciation Drawing for a cool prize. Random drawing to be held on Monday, August 18th.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  7. OH Ruby! I missed your smile so much! Those margaritas look just fantastic...Mrs. Master was kind of drooling.

    It's nice to be back on here for a bit. I'm glad you're still having the best parties around!

    NOra

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  8. We think maybe four or five of us can fit in the Fudge's Water Trough. Can we get it refilled while standing in it?
    The Portie Pack

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  9. Oh, oh oh !!!!! I'm gonna have me some Batman Nogs !!!!
    I can't believe dat dar is a drinky named after me. Dat is soooooooooo bat-cool !
    Thanks Ruby.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  10. Oh.My.DOG!! That Camp Pain Splash will be just the ticket to help unwind this weekend Ruby, we'll be sure to stop by and have a few!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  11. WELL.......looks like we will just have to bring our own Pirate drink, SW's Coconut Rum Caribbean Screwdriver, and them top if off we your Fab Ruby Margaritas!

    LETS PAWTY!

    The Mad Scots

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  12. Oh.....Pees; don't forget about tonight.....its' gals night out in the pink Hummer

    Da Sus

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  13. Shiloh-Lord of the Manor'n Diva Shasta here - OOH all that lookz just fantabulous! Have u herd 'boutz our dessert - Shiloh'n Shasta Swizzle Sundae? Try sayin'that fast after a few margaritaz.
    Gotta run - outbak.

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  14. Well, we can't decide. Have you got sleepin' places if we try them all?

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  15. OMD OMD O M D ...... are you gonna have a Drinkie TASTING??? We only ask beclaws... HOLY GWALK A MOLEY.... who could EVER chews from such a FANGtastic Variety????
    Ummmm we do hope that the tree rat is taking a ...... DIRT Nap. If you get our drift..

    OMD OMD...... How CAN we Chews... these ALL are just ... OUTSTANDING... we LOVE the looks of Each and EVERY ONE of THEM...
    THANK YOU RUBY... THANK YOU SO MUCH... You are a MIXOLOGIST Extraordinaire FUR SURE. OMD.... OMD We want a Sip of EVERY SINGLE ONE...
    BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO.... NOW we will be havin ONE FANGTASTIC time at the PICNIC PAWTY.. FUR SURE... It is just that SOMEBUDDY had BETTER take a LOT of Pictures... beCLAWS.... MOST of us aren't gonna REMEMBER that we DID have a GOOOD time. Just Sayin. While I can STILL Talk... and WALK... BaaaaaaaWaaaH......

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  16. what - we didn't get a drink - even after we made sure no poisonous plants were used in the making of them - boo hoooo :(

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  17. Rubes! As usual you are serving a delightful sluuply(HIc)oops supply of sinks(HIC, burp)oops I meant drinks. Wow maybe(burp) I shouldn't have started so early(hichic). I ccan't wait for our piccccnicnic too tomorrow(burp)(fart). Gotta go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Love Sasha

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  18. Befloor I go, one more toilet bowl sslurp rise.

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  19. Green beans would make a great garnish for a margarita.

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  20. Crikey ...... what a choice!! I wanna try 'em ALL!! I'll start with the toilet bowl surprise though. Anything that comes out of a toilet bowl tastes pretty good to me.

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  21. Stanzie wants 3 Cheetos Surprises and I will have one Toilet Bowl Surprise with a twist.
    You make a mean drink, Ruby!!

    Wyatt

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  22. OMD!!! We have a drink named after us! We will start out with three Bentley & Pierre's Cajun Surprises...two for me and one for Pierre. (He's flying our Hot Air Balloon) Come take a ride when you get a break. Thanks so much for the drink honor!

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  23. As a young pup I'm not sure which I'd prefer, could I just try them all?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah
    xxx

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  24. We are parched just reading this, Ruby! We will have one of each drinkie, please!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  25. Wowee Ruby!!! You have like 87 zillion types of drinks!! What a fun partay!! Love all the names!!

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  26. MOL MOL MOL RUBY, your drink names cracked me up! You topped last events drinks in my opinion!
    Ruby's blue toilet water surprise is always just the right mixture od tidy bowl and fresh spring water! Very refreshing
    Hugs
    Madi your BFFF

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  27. Hari OM
    ...slurp hic...ahem... got as far as ambulance punch... should there be little pink things with long snouts flouting about here????? Jusss' wanned to droop by to whistle tankards and shake paws wiz all dem as hlept to organzoo this wonderweek.................hugzzzznnnn wagzzzzzzz YAM-aunty xxx

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  28. Woo Hoo - fun, fun, fun. Lightning says he isn't sure if he is in that younger set, but he says he doesn't care, he is going to indulge in a little of everything. Ciara says she is off meds so no problem for her to do some imbibing. And somebody needs to give Phantom a nudge and wake him up before he misses that grand gala!!


    Thanks for such a fun time.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  29. Oh Ruby I will be taking one of my own Rockin Shots then may be I will be up for trying your SPECIALITY The Toilet Bowl Surprise. Put the rum in the coconut! La De Da La De Da La De Da
    Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Sweet William
    The Scot

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  30. What fantastic drinks. We would like to start with the Hailey and Zaphod Lime Ricky, then we want one of everything. We can decide who has the best drink. Good thing there is a bus to get us home!

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  31. All those scrumptious drinks and I can only drink Adam's Ale cos I'm watchin me weight.
    Have fun anyway guys.
    Luv's Cat Flap Cavalier X

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  32. Ruby, sorry about getting sick when we were on the hot air balloon ride. Now I am ready for another toilet bowl. What is in that drink, it is delicious. Come on let's go in the bouncy house. I promise not to puke on you again.

    Love Sashy

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  33. These drinks are delish. Thanks for making such special ones for the picnic.

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  34. Wow, that was the most creative and fun post!!!! You had me laughing and laughing with the names of the drinks... and then the tree rat!!! I'm definitely coming back tomorrow :)

    Thanks for a big smile!

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  35. They all look so good. Can I have one of each? Well, 'cept maybe the toilet bowl one.

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  36. Ruby what an astounding selection you have there, you clever girlie! But I think I'll be alright with a cup of tea!
    I didn't think squirrels would be there, I hope you caught it!
    Pippa :)

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  37. Wow Ruby, that was quite some drink list you had! I am not sure your guest will be up to coming back with the post party headaches they probably have today MOL!
    Marty

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  38. *HICK*...OMD...*HICk*...These Two Sided Frosties are goooooood *HICK* What do you mean I'm slurring *HICK* my barks *HICK*!

    Wally *HICK* and Sammy *HICK*

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