Hey puppers and kittehs!!!!
After a long and informative
It is time to
Let your furs down!!
and have some most FABulous
Drinks and Foodables!!
While our pal Chef Sasha is whippin' up some of her most
World Famous Tasty Foodables
I will be providing the
Okays, so let's take a lookie at the menu......
Furst we start off with the tamer Libations ....
Now these are for you younger puppers and kittehs
for anythings with more....Punch (so to speak...☺)
Next, we have drinkies for those on the
Camp Pain Trail
Now, I HEAR no doggie has SPIKED any of these
If you don't see anythings yet that
TEETERS YOUR TOTTER
Take a lookie at these fine offerings....
Okays, maybe this will
BUTTER YOUR BISCUIT
Okays, do these
TINGLE YOUR JINGLE
Okay, maybe these will
BLOW YOUR FURS UP
Okays, Maybe these will
TOOTS YOUR HORN
Wells, Maybe these will
TICKLE YOUR PICKLE
Alrighty then....maybe these will
HUMP YOUR CAMEL
Then, I hopes these will
CHARGE YOUR BATTERIES
(I snuck that last one in...☺)
Now I bring out the
(Now, I recommend not over doin' this one!
Ask me how I know...)
And then I have
Nows this one is only for the puppers and kittehs with
(and a good lawyer....bol)
What's you all have been waitin' for........
How the hell did a TREE RAT gets in here???????
Excuse me while I take care of BUSINESS.......
Okays, I'm back
He's , um, taking a 'nap'.....
As I was sayin'...
What you all have been waiting for....
Okays, don't push and shove...
I made like 87 pitchers!! ☺
Okays, now that you've gots a sneak peek,
Don't forgets to COME BACK TOMORROWS...
AND HAVE SOME FUNS!!!!
I hopes you all enjoy the vast selection of DRINKIES!!
Nows, everyone who is old enough to
partake in the more potent drinkies
Make sure you don't drink and
You don't wanna hurt somethin'!!
And, don't forgets to
Thank everyone who participated in this most
FABulous Safety Week!!!
(I've learned so much, my melon hurts...)