Guess what day it is??!!
Thanks (most handsome and brilliant) Murphy & Stanley !
There once was a SPLENDIFEROUS AireChick named
Who had a Ma..
(oh SHUSH! It's MY story, and this is what I look like!)
One day, Ruby's most beautifuls
*cough, cough* Ma
was eatin' a sandwich...
When the phone rang, so she gots up to answer it..
(yeah, she STILL has a landline... )
There it was....just sittin' there....all fragrant..with..
So, what did the most Splendiferous Ruby DO???
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!!!
And, the moral of the story is.....
Don't leave your most TASTY BACON sandwich unattended!!