Thursday, March 7, 2013

A Little Tale

 Puppers and kittehs,  grab a chewie and a bowl of water, and get ready for a little tale.....

Now, it happened on our morning walkie. Ma doesn't bring her camera because she says she needs four hands  because she forgots.  So,  I drew some purty pictures to show you whats happened.....

 Here we are on our walkie....everything is goin' just peachy...

Then I did my quarter pound poopies....

When Ma went to pick up my poops, I saw an evil tree rat that needs some deadin'  somethin'.   (Now, Ma should know better. She's been walkin' reactive doggies all her life, and she knows better than to try and pick up poopies without stepping on the leash first!....just sayin'..)

 Well, a evil tree rat squirrel ran across the street, and I lunged after it ~

This is where this goes sideways....Ma was bendin' over ready to pick up my quarter pound business I pulled her DOWN!   

And her hand went SPLAT right in my poopies!!!!  BOL BOL BOL

Now, this wasn't the furst times Ma's had poopies on her hands, so I don't know what all the Hoopla was abouts!! 

She was yellin' at me to stop! Stay! and LOTS of HBO words I've never heards befores.... 

She was gaggin' and carrying on like you wouldn't believes! Wuss.

Luckily, Ma carries some wet wipes with hers so she was able to gets most of the poopie off her hand....most.  We have never walked so fast in my life back to the house!!

BOL!!   The moral of this little tale is:

If you walk a reactive doggie, don't pick up the poopie without steppin' on the leash FIRST!!!

                                              THE END


  1. Humom should pay you for destroying your nice piles.

  2. BOL...muahahahha, oh man!!! You totally just made Domeek seriously laugh out loud in work!!! Hehehe, oh Ruby, that was NICE!!! :-D I'm sure that you were only trying to save your Ma from the evil tree rat, after all! ;-) Love Love Love your pictures too, it really brought the story to life for us! ;-)

  3. Ha ha, that's a great story, Ruby. Humans just don't appreciate the delight of poop. It looks, smells and tastes so great. When our Dad steps in it, he goes ballistic. Silly humans.
    Morgan, Sebastian, the Porties, Syd and Mac

  4. BOL - oh my dogness - we shouldn't be laughing cause we knows it could happen to any of us at any time - but we can't help it - just the image it conjures up....we loved your detailed drawings !!!!

  5. BaaaaaaWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh OH RUBY this is a grrerreat tale.. that made Our TAILS wag like crazy!!!

    You did a super job with the Graphic Graphics too!!!

    BaaaaaWaaaahhhhhh BOL BOL....

  6. BOLOLOLOLOL and even more. So another similarity to Lightning - he too does quarter pounders and LOTS of them:)

    Poor Mom, but sorry we just have to laugh.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

    Pee Ess, every time we open your blog and see your header shot, we all get the biggest smiles on our faces - too cute!!!

  7. OMD...this made us laugh so hard we have tears rolling down. I know it wasn't funny at the time but sure if funny NOW! BOL! BOL! BOL!

  8. Blegh! Oh my Dog, that was so funny. We are glad your mum had her wipes with her - even so it must have been pretty eewwwwww, BOL!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  9. Bawwwwwwwwahahhhahhahha. Oh YEA! I can see it all now. I hear poops are good for the skin, she should be happy I would think. What a great tale. I am going back and read it out loud again.

  10. BOL. BOL some more. And……… wez loved the pictures.

  11. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Best story EVER!!!

    Your mom's reaction was probably similar to mine when one time the poop bag had a tiny hole in it and I got a tiny piece of poo on my finger - it was so gross!! I used several pine needles to try and combat the smell cause I didn't have any wipes.

    Also, your mom may want to really think about hooking your leash to her belt loop with a carabiner. At least then she'll be centered enough you can't pull her off her feet. Shame on you Ruby (hehehehe). Also, your drawings were EXCELLENT! The only thing that could have made this better was if I had actually witnessed it myself! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  12. You have us hooting out loud here, Ruby, and we love that last picture of amusement written all over your AireFace! haha

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

  13. Well, your mom would probably rather go home and wash her hands than have to rush you to the vet if you GOT HIT BY A CAR!!!

    Bart, Ruby and Otto's mom (who has no sense of humor today for dog-antics because Otto is testing her last nerve. Just sayin'. God thing he's cute. And smart.)

  14. Ruby you make me proud to be your friend...and you have lived up to your cabinet office of Squirrel control officer!! I knew you were the gal for the job.

    Tell your sweet Mom my mom is feeling her pain and disgust but I am MOLing like a hyena.
    Hugs madi your BFFF

  15. PS thank goodness the camera was at would have had poopie on the lens and you cannot wash that with scalding water.

  16. Awwwww.....too bad some buddy didn't have a video camera to film this. Momma is still crackin up over here. Butt...maybe that's why WE don't go for any walks.

  17. That was just the best story! I love illustrated tales!

    My favorite part was when your mom said, "crap" when she fell your poo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


  18. Oh, Ruby, I just love you :) Mom is both a laughing and terrified after reading your story. And we just love your illustrations! I think you captured the dramatic effects of this story perfectly!

  19. BOLBOLBOL!!!!!! RUBY BOL!!!! I am dieing over here! Mommy says it isn't funny and we are gross! But BOL!!! My mommy ALWAYS gets the bag with the whole in it so she gets poopies all over her too!!



  20. We're with you Ruby....her fault all the way! What a funny least to us dogs. That squirrel is probably telling his friends, too.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  21. Not sure why, but momma is hysterical laughing
    Benny & Lily

  22. Not a good thing to do, Ruby, pulling on your Mom over a silly squirrel. Stella did that to me, but I wound up in a snowbank, on my back and needed help to get up. No poopies in this one but if there had been, Stella would have been in bigger trouble.

    Jo, Stella and Zkhat

  23. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....OMD, girl, you has me in a fit of laughter and my mum is laughing!!!!!!!! Wait, I has to catch my breath....
    Okays, I is just glad your mom HAD a bag. Mum tooked me furs a walk one time and didn't has a bag cuz I nevers poop on walks. Anyways, I pooped and mum hads to get trash on da road to gets my poop up.
    But back to you...I really admires your tenacity fur tryin' to gets da squirrel from attacking your mom. I say that is a job well done. It's just ashame your mom didn't appreciate your effort....bwhahahahahahaha!


  24. BOL!!! Floyd and I reckon that is one of the best stories we've read in AGES!! But, the peep feels sorry for your mum... Not sure why...

  25. BOL that sounds like something I would do!! Nice one Rubes:-)

  26. That is a funtastic way to end the week..POL..( Poop out loud) Bawaahhaaaa xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

    1. Oh. My. Dog. Ruby, that is the most hilarious tale I have ever heard. I hate me some tree rats too so I know what you are talking about there...but Ma has never fallen hand first into my poopie before. BOL
      *high paws*

  27. Ha ha ha! Great story, Ruby! Around here we don't call that "reactive," we call it being proactive. You have to be ever vigilant against evil tree rat invaders! Wrigs doesn't understand what the big deal is about falling in poop, but I'm with your Ma on this one. I would not be too happy about having poopie hands.

    Susan and Wrigs

  28. Bwah-ha ha ha! We laugh because we have had similar events. Stanzie likes to kick her poop with her back legs...once dad bent down to pick it up and he got poop kicked in his face....BOL!!


  29. Rubes, I have missed you! First thank you for the wonderful St. Pats card, it made me so happy. I watched it over and over. Now about your Mommy, well all I can say is I hope she learned her lesson. Did you get the squirrel??? You were just doing what comes naturally, the pooping and the chasing. Good job my sweet pal. We need to constantly work on training them.

    Loveys Sasha

  30. Soooooo funny :D Poor mom, although that'll teach her :D D: Such funny pics.

  31. OMD! That was the best post in a long time! Love your 'renderings' of the activities.


  32. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Did you get put in the dog house???? That is what woula happened to moi. Did you get the squirrel?

  33. Oh my goodness Ruby!!! We were laughin' and laughin'!!! Our mama would have been SO mad at us!! We are thinking you must have been put in time out when you got home! Another moral of the story...always carry wipes!!

    ps...what happened to the squirrel???? We loved your drawings!!
    xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

  34. BOLBOLBOL Ruby this story has mades my day. Me and mum where both gigglin' at the thoughts of it. My mummy would have went CRAZY!!!!! Hahahahahaa can't even stop laughing, this really is too funnys. I bets the evil tree rat was planning this all along, your mumy shoulds have been mad at that not you!! You was only protecting her!! BOL BOL BOL you are one funny girl Ruby!!
    Love Milo :)

  35. Now, how in the world did I miss this action packed post - complete with graphics! This is totally something that would happen to my assistant!

    Your pal, Pip

  36. OMD! BOL! Oh how Mom and I would have luved to have seen that -
    Rollin! Hahahahhahha!

    Mom did somethin similar when I quickly snatched a kitteh cookie from a neighbor's lawn - she didn't know it was a kitteh cookie I grabbed (sometimes I snag chicken bones the crows kindly drop around for me) so she reaches into my mouth to get it out - BOL! It was really fresh. Mom just about gagged and we walked quite swiftly home so she could clean up her hand Hardy Har Har Har

    Waggin at ya,


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