Friday, August 16, 2013

Health Update, BAD Poetry and A Joke...

Hey puppers and kittehs, FABulous news!!
The drugs are workin'!!!

Here I am with my bee, tryin' to gets Ma to chase me...



She keeps sayin', "Your suppose to take it easy!, I'm not chasin' you."


Oh, come on Ma!!!  Chase me!!!!


Nuts. 


So I made a lap around the yardie instead...she couldn't catch me if she tried!!!
(Puppers, she didn't have on a happy face.....ooops....)



Anyhu, since I have all this spare time on my paws, I thoughts I would enter
Oz and Ku's Bad Poetry Contest!


Okays, remember it's suppose to be bad!! BOL
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I loves deadin' tree rats
It's my hobby
Ma says I'm gettin' fats.
Rats...
Oh, I gots one of those this mornin' too!
Butts Ma made a face like I just ate poo.
I know this is bad, butts I'm on drugs
Anyone wanna give a droolin' Airedale hugs?

Okays, don't forgets to vote for me , cause I thinks mine is the worstest!!
(yes, I knows that's not a word!! BOL)

AND.....
Ranger  is havin'

Tell A Joke Day!
Amazing Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."




THANKS BUNCHES  everyone for your POTP ~ it really worked!!


 Butts, don't forgets that Phantom and Oskar still need some POTP!

So let's keep those good vibes rollin' !!!!

56 comments:

  1. OMD OMD Your Poem is super.. WE love it. What do you mean that WORSTEST isn't a word... I checked at the dictionary at the Blogville Library and WORSTEST was right there! It even gave a good sentence.. The Flashy Beast is the WORSTEST of the peeps inventions.
    OMD that is a really funny JOKE too.
    But the BESTEST of this post is that you are already feeling BETTERER.

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  2. Wow - I can tell your crazy ear is really enjoyin them drugs you are on! ;)

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE your bad poem!!! Good job - but you have an unfair advantage with those drugs...hmmm...maybe I should try some and see what else I come up with... ;)

    Good joke! I'm even worse at jokes than at poems, so I won't try to tell one. But I liked yours - I'm a pessimist by nature so that one was right up my alley!

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  3. Ruby - I'm jump'n with joy dat you are feeling better. Arrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo!
    Pawsome poem and I LOVE your joke. hehehe
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  4. Ruby,
    I am THRILLED to hear that you are feeling better!!! I know your mom is probably still worried about you...that's the only reason I can think of that she will not play chase with you.

    Your poem is so funny!!! Those must be some really good drugs you are taking!!

    Great joke, too!
    *Cairn cuddles & terrier nuzzes*
    Oz

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  5. Glad you feel better and that's a great...er....horrible poem...the worst ever really!

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  6. you rocked it miss ruby - that was a great poem and a funny funny! glas to hear the leggie is feeling better

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  7. We're so happy that you're feeling better, Ruby! And we love your bad poetry. Ya know, bestest is a word so why can't worstest be a word too?

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  8. Oh Ruby Dear!! So glad you are feeling better! And we think your poem is just the worstest ever! HA HA and we like your joke too.
    Can't wait to tell you what I did today, I am going again tomorrow!
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  9. Well, WE (Dad) miss this mornings post, but so glad you are ok, don't think our POTP would have help today anyway, nothing we have done today has worked, Including Dad!

    The Mad Scots

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  10. Cute!!! Its the bestest worstest doggie poem evers. ;)

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  11. Happy to hear the meds are helping. :)
    You sound just like Sagira she loves being chased.

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  12. Haha! Loved your 'bad' poem. Those darn tree rats drive me buggy too!

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  13. I believe that poem is quite special. It certainly captures your Airedale personality in all its glory.

    Glad you're feeling better.

    Kisses,
    Dexter

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  14. Hearing that you are in better health has made my day

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  15. Yay! We're so glad you're feeling better, Ruby! We bet it's going to make it awfully hard for you to rest, though. How much longer to you have to be on restricted activity? You're poem is very funny! Thanks for the joke, too. We needed the smile!

    Susan and Wrigs

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  16. Here's my bad poem
    It doesn't rhyme.

    OK, Mom is not with Her weight reduction program, I see.

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  17. Ruby you gots lots of talent.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  18. Yay for Ruby - glad to hear those pills are working. And we award you the prize for the very best worst poem - but we have to add that ours would truly be worse if we could even think of something to say:)

    Thanks for the shoutout for Phantom and Oskar. Phantom seems a bit better but still favoring that leg.

    Have a great (but keep it quiet) weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  19. Hi Ruby,
    Sally Ann and I are so glad your feeling better. Your poem was good/bad.

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  20. That sure is a pretty bad poem Ruby! Wooowooooooooo, Ku of www.haikubyku.com
    p.s. this is my kitty sistah's Blogger account

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  21. Your bad poem is very interesting. I like your bad poem....We are so happy you are feeling better....

    Regards,
    Kopi Luwak

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  22. Bwahaahaa! Love your poem. We mean your poem is soooooo bad.

    And love the joke. Hadn't heard that one before.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  23. I love your poem, Ruby and I would give you hugs - even when you are on drugs! The joke is very funny, maybe I should try to walk on the water too, that's better than to swim and in worst case I can wear my wellies.

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  24. You are quite the funny pup...I like it, the poem, but I have to vote for myself...the joke was a good one too!

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  25. That is a really funny joke. I totally missed your vet visit. I'm so sorry. So glad your meds are working!

    Nora

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  26. Totally Crap, we love it but it's sooooo bad..Bawwahhwhahwhawha . So pawleazed the medicine'z werking xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  27. The poems so bad! Hahah but great at the same time! Excellent entry!
    Daisy and Cress the Guinea Sisters xox

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  28. Muahaha, oh man, you are one hilarious pup Ruby!! ;-) Lovin the bad poetry and joke! Whoo Hoo, totally glad that you are feelin better too!! Now, make sure that you catch up on lost time and keep those evil tree rats on their toes! ;-) Hm, by the by, did you gets your furs cut? You're looking incredibly well groomed in those photos!

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  29. Love your bad poem Rubes. Hope you're on the mend, take it easy though, right?

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  30. Rubes!!! I am so glad that you are feeling better. Please please please take it easy for a little bit so you can get 100% better. Just try and relax, get caught up on some reading or watch a movie or 2. Just please take it easy. If I could I would come right over and play with you. We could play board games and then eat the pieces.


    Loveys Sasha

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  31. p.s. I love your bad poem and I will for sure vote for you!

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  32. Hahaha! That poem is AWESOME!!

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  33. We are so very glad you are feeling better Ruby!! You should probably do what your Mama says...at least when she's lookin' BOL!

    We think your poem is definitely bad enough to win the contest...Mama even giggled a little!! We will vote for you fur sure!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  34. I enjoyed your poetry and your joke made me lol.

    I'm glad the drugs seem to be working. And that the vet only thinks you need to lose half the weight your mom wanted you to. That means you only have to work half as hard.

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  35. Sorry, I didn't hear you was sickie... Glad you're on the mend though!

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  36. HI!! We are new followers from BARCELON! Lovely post, lovely photos and lovely blog! Well done! That's our black cat (XETI) blog:)
    rinrinflu.blogspot.com

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  37. We're SO glad to hear you're feeling better Miss Ruby! Pawsomely bad poem you wrote there *BOL*

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  38. RUBY YOU ARE ONE TALENTED FRIEND AND CHIEF SQUIRREL COP
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  39. Sorry we missed your sicky Ruby! You are still looking HAWT as evah my furend!!

    Mason

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  40. Oh Ruby... I almost couldn't read any more after your good news. The drugs are working. Yahoo!!!!!!

    Your talents at bad poetry totally surprised me. I have to head over and vote!

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  41. I liked that horrible poem!

    Glad you are feeling better!

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  42. Oh Ruby your poet really stinks too BOL BOL ..so glad you haz medicinez to make whatever waz wrong betterz...how comez I not founded your bloggie beforez...gotta getz mum on the ballz more...we lovez airedalez..they iz awesomez puppz..haz a great day kisses Forrest xx

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  43. Oh Ruby, your poem wasn't that bad really! Glad your medicine's working because I was so worried when I read your last post!! I don't think you need to lose any pounds, you look just fine to me!
    Pippa :)

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  44. So glad the medicine is helping you, Ruby!
    Love your poem, too :)
    Stewey

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  45. So glad to hear that the pills worked and helped make you feel better. Although... I think you are perfect the way you are and don't need to lose any weight at all! You're so darn cute with the bee and trying to get your Human to chase you. I wouldn't be able to resist your puppy eyes and charm ;)

    Your bad poem was hilarious and I also enjoyed the joke. Thanks for sharing!

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  46. Oh Ruby! I is so happy you is feeling better.
    I will send you some bacons and cheddar.

    You is back to zooming all around the yard I see.
    Tell your Mama no to steal your bee!

    I can write bad poetries too, apparently... But seriously, you looks fantastics and I always looks forward to reading your bloggings.

    love,
    Reuben

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  47. Rooooooo-by:
    I hope you are feeling better, my girl! Are you still taking that dizzying medicine?!? Come on over to my blog later...I have announced the winners of the Bad Poetry Day Contest!
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  48. Glad to hear that you are feeling better. Now about that poem. That is the superest worstest drug-induced thing ever. Good job, and congrats on the award!

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  49. Woohoo...glad you are feeling better. And i think you are beautiful...hyperbutt and all!

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  50. You have the face of a lil good boy! So sweet!

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  51. Hey Ruby!! We are SOOOOO happy for you that you are feeling better!! We are doing the Happy Dance for you!! And guess what...we have that very same BEE!! Love all of these pretty pics of you!! That poem is a riot and we will definitely vote for you!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

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  52. Oh dear, we Beaglebratz did not even remember u wuz sick - where oh where haf we bin that we did not know this. We r so furry much happee tue hear that u iz feelin'better BUTT u gotta listen tue your mom (we know - how BORIN'iz that) BUTT fer rite now, it mite just b the medicine makin'u wanna due stuff u shoodn't - gotta slow down a bit an'take thingz a little bit eazy.

    We LOVE your poem - we think it soundz just sooper BUTT after all, it IZ 'boutz YOU! An'that joke had us Beaglebratz just Arroooooooooooo'in out loud. An'doncha know - Blogville haz it'z own vocabulary so whatever u say iz rite.
    Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

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  53. Hi Ruby! Nice to meet you - I'm glad you found our blog and hope you'll continue to read! Good luck in the contest... we have some more coming up soon! :) LOVE your pictures!

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  54. Hiya Ruby Girl! I'm glad you liked your new vetties! What did they prescribe the pain meds for? Did you get hurt? Good luck with your diet!

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  55. Ruby we are absolutely delighted you are feeling so much better. We thought your bad poem was great and give it 11/10.

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie xxxx

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