Tuesday, March 28, 2017

The Contraption....

Here it is puppers and kittehs ~

The Contraption....

What is it made up you ask??

A small plastic food container, 2 pairs of chopsticks, electrical tape, 
and (Ma figured out, also some superglue)

She took the two pairs of chopsticks (for length) and held them together with the tape.
Electrical tape is really good for this, because it is stretchy and wraps really well 
(Ma's favorite tape! ☺)

The tape wasn't holding the container to the chopsticks as well as Ma liked,  after it was washed, so she put some superglue between the container and the chopsticks, THEN held it all together with the tape!

this is my Lucy Dog....she will be the victim model for demonstration purposes...

(better YOU than ME Lucy!!!)

Ruby's Ma here:

Ruby squats SO LOW that it is impossible to fit anything under her...this is still WAY too tall !
I've had to cut it down twice to get it so it goes under her without 'goosing' her and making her jump!
LOL!!!  sorry.....

If you are done TORTURING Lucy, I would likes her BACK!


gawd, peeps are weird.....


  1. Ruby, you need to rescue Lucy. It looks like your mom has gone mad!
    Good luck, my furend,
    Louis Dog Armstrong

  2. Hari OM
    Necessity + Ma = Invention. Think that's how it goes, anyway... I trust Lucy is unperturbed by this indignity. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  3. that's a super idea!!! my grampy once used a little pan to get a pee-sample from our WHFT girl... it worked but my granny was speechless that he put the pee-pan back in the closet and said nothing about the "mis"-using ;o)

  4. Hehe, that is a pawsome 'contraption' ….hope its working though so Mr Vetman can do his bit
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

  5. The baby section at the grocery store has shorter containers, Ruby. We keep our Parmesan cheese in a container that looks just like that one! But mom loves the handle! She has been "wet on" several times trying to get a collection for me. Thank you for the early morning smiles☺

  6. My mom iz glad that my dogtor takez care of gittin'my p - she doezn't think she cood bend down low enuf 2 catch mine. Butt she sed that one iza furry much interestin'contrapshun.
    Lady Shasta

  7. Our mom says that's a great contraption. She has had to steal pee from many of our angel sisters and finding a pan low enough with long enough sides is part of the problem. We hope she doesn't have to use it too often on you.

  8. your mom should market that! BOL!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

  9. Oh, it's a pee-catcher! Good idea!

  10. OH MY DOG! This is an odd contraption fur sures!

    Puppy Growls,

  11. Great idea from the Mom - now was she successful???

    Woos - Lightning and Misty

  12. Your Mama is a pawsome engineer!! Dory is the same kind of squatter and Mama uses a shallow ladle (kinda like the kind a Asian Restaurant uses in a Wok).

    Good luck!

  13. Well one thing for sure you mama is gonna get rich I hope she filed a patent on that contraption...even if it doesn't work for a low squatting Airegirl it will work for somebuddy. Inquiring minds want to know if she has been successful in catching your precious golden pp?
    Hugs madi your bfff

  14. When i comes to piddles, don't DIY, let Lucy do them.

  15. oh, your mom needs to take that on the shark tank. maybe one of the sharks will invest in her invention.
    good luck ma!
    xoxo, bailey unleashed

  16. Ruby Duby Dooooo we gotta give your Ma an A+ fur inventionability...
    BUTTTTTTTTTTTTtttttttttttttttttttt.... also say that is the Strangest Contraption we have EVER seen. We SHIVER at the Thought of you being Forced to succumb to such a HIDEOUS form of Torture and EmBAREassedness.

  17. OMD
    That is the best invention ever.
    xo Astro

  18. Your mom is super duper creative and brilliant!

  19. This is where the saying Necessity is the mother of inventions! Your mom is super smart.

  20. OMD Boo! We are SHOCKED! Your ma actually likes electrical tape fore than duct tape? Have you talked to her about this? Anyway, back to the issue at paw . . . does your ma realize that you squat SO low cuz you have EXCELLENT abs? You have a 12 pack going on there! And those lunges you do have added into your ability to go low. That is why you will do so well dancing the limbo at Dory's Spring break! I sure hopes everything checks out OK with the dogtur! It is raining but I will still bark at you tonight! Arooooooo! XOXOXOX

    Your Stud Muffin & Tick Tack

  21. Great idea, your mom is very smart!

  22. Paws up for your MA's invention!

    Momo & Pinot

  23. Peeps really are weird, aren't they? But I think that your Ma is a genius. Great contraption!

  24. Mom says that boys are so much easier for collecting samples, but Fudh=ge knows what that cup is for, so he just does little squirts here and there. He makes her work for it. With us girls, she has a long, low container and she's really sneaky about sticking it under our backsides.


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