Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Breaking News

When Ma has 'difficult' news to break to me, she often distracts me with bubbles.....it eases the shock.

Yea, Ma, I'm listening......

Of course I remember going to the vetties last week....I got my pedicure and got treaties, and everything.....what about it?

Scale? Yea, that thing you made me sit on like FOUR TIMES!  Of course I remember it.  What about it?

Overweight???  What do you mean I'm overweight??? 

Your a crazy lady!!  There is no way I have a big hinnie!!

So, what exactly are your trying to say? 

Rationing treats????   Have you been hitting the 'happy sauce' again?  Rationing treats is just crazy talk!!

I mean, is it my fault you can't resist this face???   It is your hand in the treat jar, not mine, after all.  Why should I suffer???

Oh, EXTRA WALKIES!!!!  Maybe this won't be so bad after all!!!

I gotta get my girlish figure back!!


  1. Extra walkies = SUPER DUPER.

    Less Treats = VERY SAD.


  2. Extra walkies are much better than *gasp* rationing treats!

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

  3. Yes, extra walkies are much better than treat rationing! But that's why mama likes to give us carrots- less calories and also helps with *ahem* schnauzer business!
    Love, Joules & Prescott

  4. Oooh, extra walkies!!!! That IS good news!

  5. Hey Ruby, we have an award for you! When you get a chance, stop by our blog and pick it up!


  6. Ruby!
    I know how you feel!
    I have been on a diet since... since.... I even can not remember since when... but it has been a looooong time!
    More walkies sounds great to me!
    Good luck!
    Kisses and hugs

  7. Well, the walking part sounds good....not so sure about the rationing of treats...That doesn't sound right.


  8. Ruby, extra walkies should be enough, no need to get crazy with the treats.

    Loveys Sasha

    p.s. I am sending treats that you can hide from Mommy, shhhhhhhhh don't tell.

  9. That is a lot of bubbles - had to be bad news. We think you will soon be back to supermodel slim Ruby!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  10. Loads more walkies definitely

    Cut back on treats ABSOLUTELY NOT. Perish the thought!

    Molly, Taffy, Monty and Winnie

  11. My dogs like green beans, carrots and snap peas as treats. Maybe an occasional substitution? We are giving you a sunshine award. Come on over and see.

  12. Oh Ruby, that is just rude! You look just perfect to me, but extra walks does sound good.

    Nubbin wiggles,

  13. Ruby ..they got it wrong. How can you be over weight?
    More walks is good..but keep the treats too!
    Have a great week
    Big Nose Pokes
    The Thugletsx

    p.s. We like veggies as treats


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