Wordy Wednesday

Please, just smile today furiends!

Life is too short 

♥

Nice Butt...

I thinks you need a butt lift...let me help! ☺

Mayorz Marathon Margarita Truck

I can't believes I finished!!!

Whew!!!

I guess all that squirrel chasin' really paid off!!!


Nows that everyone is here......

(no.....NOT the ambulance..the MARGARITA TRUCK!)

pees:  I requested the ambulance stick around incase Madi pulls something TWERKING!!

You remember, at the Heart 2 Heart dance...

It was KRAZY!!!


Anyhu...


Officer Abby has been stationed at the Margarita Truck all during the race

to keep the likes of HIM out!

(Don't gets any ideas dude!!! )


Good Job Abby!!

Nows, lets REFUEL!


Furst, I gots some DELISH SMOOTHIES!

I've tried every one of these....

okays, okays, so I MIGHT have spiked them furst....☺

Easy has found the BREWSKI'S!!!
(nice polish dude...BOL)

Don't worry, there's enough for everyone!


Then, for the electrolyte replenishment....

(okay, okay..yes, MAYBE I spiked a few of these... just to try them out! ☺)

Ooooo, these are DELISH puppers and kittehs!!!

(hey, if you want some of my 'special GRAPE JUICE' added, just say the word!)

And these are for my Sweet Pal Sashy!

(if you haven't headed over to her PIZZA TRUCK...RUN don't walk! Click Here)

I knows how she LOVES her WallyMelon!!!


Okays,  now for the BIG FINISH.......

All kinds puppers and kittehs!

I gots frozen, stirred,  and every kind you can think of......

Butts, you know I always have....

Yuppers!

You can't have a PAWTY without these my furiends!

I wanted to give a

VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU

to our

MAYORZ  Murphy (Stud Muffin) and Stanley (Monkey Buns)

Their hard work and dedication

made all of this possible!!!

Thanks!  

You guys are the BESTEST!


Nows....

who needs a drink??

Bee Battle...

So, you guys all know that I am 

The Bee Whisperer, right?

Click here to see my moves

Anyhu.....

Those bees are Carpenter Bees, and they almost never sting

Wells, yesterday, I gots my bees mixed up!

I tried to wrangle one of these

Yuppers.

Note to self....

THESE bees STING!

How do I know???

I GOTS STUNG!!!

Right in my mouth!!!


Good news....I now knows I'm NOT allergic!!


This is what happened.....


I, Ruby, the Bee Whisperer,

actually CAUGHT a real live BEE

in my mouth!!

Ooops.


Apparently,  they don't like that.

HE STUNG ME!

THE NERVES!!

I started running around like, well, I got stung by a bee!

Then into my tunnel for good measure...

Then I had to go try and find the FRICKEN bee again...

Butts, Ma beat me to it....

(sorry, no picture..Ma was too freaked out that I was gonna have a reaction, so she smooshed it before I could gets it again....RIP little guy....:(  )


Ma ran inside and gave me two more Benadryl's

just to bee (☺) sure

and watched me for HOURS...

No reaction.

WoooHoooo!

Be careful what you eat puppers!

Let's stick to flies and moths....safer that way!

Wordy Wednesday

Ma gave me an AireCut today...

(yes, my ears DID survive!! ☺)

Butts, she tried to take my picture 

WITHOUT

treaties in her pocket...

This is my....'You're kidding me, right?' look.....

Remember puppers and kittehs...

my Motto....

"No cookie, No lookie"

nuff said...

Happy Easter, Happy Passover!

I hope all of you have a most FABulous

Easter and Passover!

pees:  don't eat too many eggs....they might give you the gases....☺

One Word Wednesday

Crap.