Breaking News

When Ma has 'difficult' news to break to me, she often distracts me with bubbles.....it eases the shock.

Yea, Ma, I'm listening......

Of course I remember going to the vetties last week....I got my pedicure and got treaties, and everything.....what about it?

Scale? Yea, that thing you made me sit on like FOUR TIMES!  Of course I remember it.  What about it?

Overweight???  What do you mean I'm overweight??? 

Your a crazy lady!!  There is no way I have a big hinnie!!

So, what exactly are your trying to say? 

Rationing treats????   Have you been hitting the 'happy sauce' again?  Rationing treats is just crazy talk!!

I mean, is it my fault you can't resist this face???   It is your hand in the treat jar, not mine, after all.  Why should I suffer???

Oh, EXTRA WALKIES!!!!  Maybe this won't be so bad after all!!!

I gotta get my girlish figure back!!

Silly Saturday

Ah, bubbles!

Pedi

Well, as most of you know, I had my 'spa day' last week. (I don't know why Ma calls it a 'spa day' - I find nothing relaxing about it!)  Anyway, Ma gives me a bath and a Airecut, but she doesn't do 'pedi's'.
She won't  touch my 'talons'.  Something about not wanting a blood bath.......She is so adversed to pedicures, that she won't even do her own feet. 



See!  Just look at em'.....GROSS!  

 So, what's a pup to do?  Ma loads in the truck and takes me down to the vetties, she says they do the best job, and.....no blood bath!

Yea!  I'm all for no blood.

Now, what am I to do about Ma's troll feet?!   The vettie said she wasn't touchin' em'!  BOL!

Wordless Wednesday

Pitty Post Day

Corbin I having a pitbull awareness day today.  He is such a cooool pup, and you should all pop over to see what a handsome guy he is.  Anyway, he wanted everyone not to 'pity pitbulls'!  Good idea, nothing is worse than being discriminated against because of who we are! 

I have two wonderful cuties that really need a home, and would make a great friend to anyone who just loves pups!




This is Chevy.   He is a Pitbull mix puppy.  Isn't he a cutie!!!  He is available for adoption!  Please click on his name to find out more about adopting this handsome guy, and giving him a furever home.



This is Manford.   He is a young American Pitbull.  Awe, look at that face!!!  Just the cutest, most handsome fella I have seen in a loooong time.  Click on his name to get more information on adopting this cutie-patootee.

This is Ruby.  She wants to be a Pitbull.  She is available for adoption.....MOM!  NO I AM NOT!!  (okay, just a little joke! jeesh.)


Hug a Pitbull today!  And, if you don't know any Pitbulls, hug an Airedale!!  We love it, too!!

It finally happened.....

Well, folks, it finally happened.........

I've been tied up, and mutilated!   Just look how happy I am........

Oh, the humiliation.........

Just look at the carnage...... and that is just from my legs!!

As you can see, the 'alfalfa' from the tip of my tail is gone  (that means no bath for a while! Yea!)

I am pleading with ma to free me from this torture!   Think it worked?

Of course, it did!!  (Always does!)

After all, who could resist this face?!

Spreading Gossip

On my walkie this morning, I just couldn't believe my nose.   I was reading all the peemail left by the other pups.....

Oh,  Charlie is getting a new doggie bed today.....

Rowdy is going to the beach this weekend! (jealous!!)...........

Molly and Maggie are going to have a spa weekend with mani's and pedi's  (okay, I guess she meant just pedi's!)

Chi Chi, who claims to be BFF's with Kim K.'s pup Bella, said that Demi's dog Vida Blue and Katherine Heigl's pup Romeo, were 'gettin' it on' !  WHAT?  

She said it again!  What a bunch of hoodoo!   Everyone knows that Romeo is hot for Alyssa Milano's pup Gibson!  

Well, I have just one thing to say about gossipers..........

(censored for your protection)

Okay, I can't repeat the HBO words I left for Chi Chi, but you can just imagine!

Keepin' my eye out............Til' next time............