Thursday, November 21, 2013

False Confession Day

Okays, this postie is Not for Santa Paw's Eyes!!!!
(okays, maybe it's not for Ma's eyes either.....)
So I am joinin' Ranger for
False Confession Day
Okays, here's the deal....I'm gonna give you two 'confessions' ~ one is true, and one is false, and you have to choose which is which!
Confession #1:
Ma went out into the garage to get a roll of paper towels one mornin', our inside garage door is spring loaded, so it closes after you.  Ma had put a door stop in front of the door to leave it open, butts I thought it would be funny to knock it out of the way!
Guess what??
Go ahead...guess what I did....
YUPS!  I locked her out!! BOL
She had to open the big garage door, walk past the workmen workin' in the neighbors yard, get the spare key and go through the front door.
Now, I have to tell you this:
Ma was in her jammies AND had bedhead!!! 
BOL!!!   Oh, good times...
Confession #2
Ma took me to the Pet Store a few months ago, and you know how they  have those FABulous treaties in BULK?!
Oh, those are just amazin' to sniffs!!!
Anyhu, Ma was busy talkin' her ass off with the peep that worked there, so she wasn't payin' attention to MOI.
So guess what I did??
Go ahead....guess!!!
Yups!  I ate THREE DOLLARS worth of treaties before Ma OR the store peep knew what I was doin'!!!!
Okays ~  Now it is your job to figure outs which one I REALLY did, and which one I WISH I did!
Before you choose ~ Just lookie at this innocent face!!
Enough said....


  1. Oh Ruby!!! This is too hard because I know you are capable of both of these! BOL!!

    I hope it was confession #1 though cause that is HILARIOUS!!!

  2. OMD we are with Blueberry, #1 would be real funny, well not so much for your Mom but funny!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  3. Knowing you they are both true! Barharhar

    The Mad Scots

  4. You did the treat thing. Moms talk and we eat. I wouldn't lock my Mom out before breakfast.

  5. Ruby I hope and purr #2 is the true one....but more than likely it is #1 that is true because that is something that has happened here but not due to me due to the peeps.
    Either way they are both funny!!
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

  6. I think you had a grand time at the pet store with your face in the yummy bin.

  7. They both seem very plausible but I'll vote for the treats.

  8. Well I think both of them could be true. I knows I try and get those bulk treats also. But I think one is true, because you do a lot of mischief things to your Mom. Why you take down her sweat pants, why would you not lock her out of the house when she needed more tissue because she had to use the bathroom.
    You are just lucky she didn't use the lawn like you.
    Sweet William The Scot

  9. We thinks the first confession is true because how did everybuddy know how much treats you ate? If they weighed you after you ate them, they would have had to know your EXACT weight before you ate all the treats to be able to accurately calculate the amount of green papers to charge your mom!

    Sam and Pippen

  10. we go with the first one being true...we can just imagine you doing that to your mom :) :)

  11. OH PLEASE tell us that #1 is the TRUE one.... beclaws THAT would have been SOOOOOOOO funny.

    PeeS... Angel Baron was in PetSmart once and when Mom and Dad went to pick him up to get in the car.... he had a BRAND NEW... STUFFIE hidden in his mouth... Mom and Dad were very much embarrassed when they had to take HIM and the STOLEN toy back IN and Pay fur it. THAT is A TOTALLY True Story!!

  12. We think #1 is true but knowing you, they could both be true, Ruby!

    Love ya lot♥
    Mitch and Molly

  13. OMD…. dis is a tough one. I think dat #1 is true but #2 sound like more fun.
    Thanks for joining my hop. Oh…. and you look mighty pretty today.

  14. They are both very believable! I am going to guess the first one, though.

  15. I think it has to be #1. Humans in jammies seem to have limited mental capacity.


  16. Hey Ruby!
    Wow, these are such funny confessions! Both are wonderful stories, but I think I'll go for you locking your peep out being the true one. I'm guessing that's true because I'd bet that if you could get by with it you would have eaten waaay more than $3 worth! BWAR HAR HAR
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  17. Ruby, we think we know you well enough for either of these to be true. But we are going to go with #1, wish you had gotten a video of that one:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

  18. I'm guessing #1 because treats aren't cheap and I figure you could eat more than $3 in treats.

    Aroo to you,

  19. Yep, I think its #1 too. That so sounds like something you would do cuz you are always tormenting your mom!

  20. I think that you did them both!!!!! But, if I have to choose, I think #1... I agree with the others that you would've eaten more than $3 worth of treats in scenario 2! (I know that my Labs would have!)

  21. We think you really did #1, butt, number 2 would have been GREAT!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

  22. I think they're both true but the second one is kind of false b/c you ate $5 worth of treats instead of $3.

  23. Oh sweet Ruby, I have a feeling the first one is true and the second one a dream. I have that dream all the time myself. The first one just sounds like way too much fun. I bet you had a good laugh watching her have to walk around and find her way back(snortssnickersgigglesbwhaa)the house.

    I hope I am right

    Loveys Sasha

  24. Those are both pretty funny but I bet the real one is the first one.


  25. I think you ate the treats.

    jazzi and addi

  26. Hi Ruby!!

    This is hilarious, love it!! I'm going to guess that confession no.1 is the real one - mischievous haha!! :)

  27. Ruby, if you ate $3 worth of treats bravo! You are our heroine forever - pleeeeeese teach us how to do that! We are going with that one for true, he he.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  28. I think you did number 1!!

  29. I would say both stories are true, because they are super funny! Butt only one is right, right? So I think #2, it sounds yummy and treats are involved too :o)

  30. I'm going with no 1 , I think you did NO 2 as well BOL OH these are good Ruby xxooxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  31. Although I think you are guilty on both counts, I will say 1

  32. I'm sure it's true that your locked your mom out side with bedhead, and I'm sure you wished you had eaten all those treats before they could stop you. Both highly believable though, Rudy. :D

  33. Ruby the innocent face is a dead give the fact we are so behind in bloggies that we saw the truth before we read this bloggie Bwhhaahahaah :) hugs Fozziemum xx

  34. Love that you're wearing devil ears for this. I just read your follow up, so I know which one is true. But Beamer would TOTALLY do confession #2.

  35. I'm guessing #1 is the one you did, and #2 is the one you wish you did!


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