Ma was workin' hard waterin' the plants, so I decided to sneak up behind her, and give her a gift
It's really hard to see here, but Ma thought it was a rock....
I just love playin' with rocks!
So Ma reached down to touch it, and....................
This is the face Ma made.....accompanied by, well, what can best be described as an ear-bleeding shriek.
It felt, well, squishy......so Ma thought it came from, well, a litter box. (Now, in my defense, I have only brought her 'poo' a couple of times....there was really no need for the hoopla!
Yup, it was just an ear I tore off my ball toy. Well, at least Ma didn't have to break out the disinfectant. I mean, it's like she's never gotten poo on her hands before! DRAMA QUEEN!