Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Bloodbath!

Oh puppers and kittehs,  there is something you NEVER want to hear

when your Moms is grooming you.....

OOPS! 

That's right.

Ooops.

Wanna see what she did????

Do ya???

Those with sensitive stomachs, should turn away.....


okays here's a close up......
OMD!!!!  I'm mangled!!!! 

(RM:  Okay, in my defense, in the six years I've been grooming Miss Drama Queen, 
I have never so much as nicked her. 
I didn't even know I nicked her this time....
until the blood.)

THAT'S right.....

BLOOD!!  LOTS OF BLOOD! 

I almost passed out from it all!!

This is my 'what did you do to me' face....no...not pathetic enough...
Yup!  That's it!

45 comments:

  1. OH DEAR ME RUBY...BLESS YOUR HEART DO YOU NEED A TRANSFUSION?
    IF SO, HOLLER I'LL BE GLAD TO SHARE SOME OF MY BLOODS BUT IT MIGHT MAKE YOU MEOW OR CRAVE FANCY FEAST! HUGS mADI YOUR BFFF

    Dear RM; I know you must have felt bad but sometimes things happen and thankfully it wasn't bad.
    Each time I give the Diva a mani-pedi I worry about cutting them too short and her gushing blood too.
    lots of hugs MM

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  2. Oh no Ruby! You're mom better give you LOTS of cookies to make up for this awful mistake. You poor poor girl.

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  3. OMD O M D you have been MUTILATED ... DAMAGED... ASSulted...
    MAIMED ..... Savaged and RAVAGED... OMD OMD RUBY this is the worst thingy that we have seen in at LEAST 87 days.
    WE feel FAINT !!!
    OH OUR EYES... We can NOT get this horrid IMAGE outta our heads. Not only did SHE... try to KILL YOU... butt she did it RIGHT BEFORE Date Day!!!
    THIS is a HORROR.. Unthinkable... We are soooo sorry. If you don't want Madi's Bloods.... you are welcome to some of OURS.
    Girrrrrl.... MILK this fur All it is Worth... You should get an entire PINT of Ben and Jerry's... at LEAST.

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  4. OMD Ruby. Da horror of it all. Dis has sure been a bloody May. Feel better sweetie.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  5. OMD.. what a butcher Ruby.. See, trying'z to save'z a few quid on the Spa neffer werk'z Bawhahhwhaha fank goodnezz youz haz teo ear'z. Make'z her pay'z Ruby . Hope'z youe ear'z feel better real soon xxoxxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. That is an EXCELLENT pathetic face - good job Ruby. That is sure to earn you extra treats (and tell your Ma carrots don't count)!

    Accidents do happen...but man, I totally would have freaked with the blood too! Milk this for all it's worth, Ruby. I definitely see a T-bone in your future. ;)

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  7. Oh no! We hope you demanded cookies and ice cream, Ruby!

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  8. Yikes!!! Hope you get lots of extra treats for that boo boo!

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  9. Oh goodness Ruby. Did your momma stitch you up and put some bandaids on you! Did she kiss it and make it all betters? Here come some magic healing bubbles for you!!
    love
    tweedles

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  10. How dare your Human nick you in the ear! I say you pants her in front of someone again for revenge! :)

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  11. Hope ya got some extra treats to make up for dat! When my momma grooms me, if one of us ends up bleedin it are usually her! BOL!

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  12. Seriously - you gotta milk it for all it's worth - pawing at the ear, shaking the head, looking sad - it will all mean extra treats

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  13. Oh my Dog, that must have hurt like crazy (...and even if it didn't I hope you acted in the appropriate way to get the MOST treats...!!)! Your poor girl!

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  14. Oh Ruby, we know we've not been around here in a while, but we got here now and see THIS! We're so sorry that your Mom tried to take your beautiful ear off. Those hoomans sometimes can be a bunch of knuckleheads. We hope that you heal up very nicely. Butt in the meantime, demand lot's and lot's of goodies, bones and treats!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  15. OH, crap on a stick, BLOOD!!!!, Bites don't look.................MOOOMMM, Bites looked and upchucked in the kitchen. OK, gotta ask.....was MOM in the Margaritas BEFORE she did this ghoulish thing to you?

    The Mad Scots

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  16. OMD! Those ear nicks sure do bleed. We agree with Susie and Bites...you're mum must have been into the Margaritas Before the groom. And then she probably said she needed another after the trauma. We've never been nicked....but we sometimes end up looking funny.

    XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

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  17. We're the Law Firm of Kyla and Kali. You've been injured. Don't settle. See us-we have an "in" with Judge Kaci. You need aggressive terrier attorneys to stop this butchery. No funds needed on your part-we;ll take the case. She was barbering without a licence or permit-I mean you have to have a license to live. We're very reasonable, we take only 33% of the award plus there's a little something you need to give Judge Kaci. Call 1-800-THE-DOGS and you'll be set for life. The spelling of license/licence was intentional-we take international cases also.

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    1. Ramp up the pain and suffering and document it here-good evidence.

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    2. We want your case! 1-800-LAW-DOGS is our private number and gets you straight to the TOP.

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    3. Whitley peed in Hahvard Yard and fell asleep on law books while her momma wuz at HLS, so she is considered a graduate of da Hahvard School of Law and Barkin's.. after all, fallin' asleep on da law books is about all dose law students duz anyway-- dat and steal dog treats to eat when dey had one too many and her Momma weren't lookin'.... So she can take your case, or be First Chair.... no way would she settle fur second.

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  18. Ooh that looks like an owie! That is why our Mama is afraid to groom us herself... she says she is too clumsy and might accidentally cut Lily's tiny ears off by mistake. Put some coconut oil on your owie and it will heal faster!

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  19. Oh no, poor poor dear sweet Ruby - how could she have done that!!! Milk it, Ruby, we'll help - get all the treats you can. That face ought to do it for sure:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  20. Damn! she nearly cut your entire ear off. You can come and stay with us Ms. Ruby.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  21. We say milk it Ruby....sulk, whimper...and give her the guilt look. This should be good for a few weeks!!

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  22. OH MY DOG!!!~!!! RUBY!!!!! Girl..... this is so worth some serious treats
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  23. Keep working the guilt trip and you'll probably get more treats.

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  24. OMD ow! Mom's never even quicked our nails, but she's terrified of hurting us with grooming. She won't trim Pike's ear fuzz for that reason.
    Nola

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  25. My mum did that to me, too, Ruby, but on the back side of my ear. She didn't know anything happened either until there was so much blood -- and then she was so so so sorry and she treated me like a queen. She'd only been clipping me for a year or so when that happened and then she said she learned her lesson because my former groomer (a real groomer) used scissors around the edges of my ears and never clippers. So mum is super careful when she clips near my ears now. I hope it all heals quick.
    --from Hannah

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  26. My momma only scissors around my ears and nevfur too short. The mutilation you endured is why-- dat is her worst nightmare!!!
    Okay, it's really my worst nightmare, but OH MY DOG!! THE BLOOD, THE BLOOD, THE INHUMANITY!! AND THE BLOOD!!!

    (It should at least be worth a nice ribeye steak, medium rare.... )

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  27. O...M...D!! Ruby you POOR thing! Would you like to come stay with us while you recuperate? We'd suggest you get Bites to investigate the incident ... we're not saying your mom was trying to kill you ... but rather safe than sorry ... just sayin'
    Wally & Sammy

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  28. oh, poor Ruby.... I know there is a lot of blood when we have an ouchie on our ears, fortunately it looks much more worse as it is <--- said my mom! that girl has nerves, huh? I hope with a hug and a treat and a gelaspon strip you will have a great wednesday :o)

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  29. OMD Ruby...me an Forrest had a flashbacks of the time we hadz the treatment...'cept it was no spa day like Grannie said..we came home wiffout our boy bitz!! so watch ya ma doesn't start a backyard neuterin business...just woofin ;) BOL BOL paw pats Doc..pee ess grannie sayz be nice poor Ruby;s mum will be feelin terriblez...hmmmm xxx

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  30. Ruby, you should be able to work this little boo-boo for a long time to come!!!

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  31. OMD Ruby!!!!! Are you okay? What was your mom thinking? Oh, this injury is deserving of LOTS of treats...and I mean LOTS! I hope it heals up quick!
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  32. Ruby, you should have a talk with Bailey. Our Mom did the same thing to her a couple years ago. That ear bled like crazy. We didn't think it would ever stop, but Bailey didn't even react. Mom didn't know till her hand filled up with the blood. Bailey says it will be good as new pretty soon and you'll get lots of guilt treats.

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  33. Uh-oh.......... Poor Ruby.... you're so abused!

    LOL :)

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  34. Hi Ruby ...it's me Ruby. Bawhahahahaha!

    But seriously, OUCH! My assistant took a nip out of one of Pips old age warts. He didn't notice, but the blood almost pushed my assistant right over the edge!

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  35. Oh Ruby, I hope you stop bleeding in time to go on our date! Will you need a transfusion? Will you need an ear transplant? '

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  36. OMG Ruby,you poor girl,I bet your mum is feeling worse than you and she will treat you like a princess,heal up quick sweetie,xx Speedy

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  37. We feel for you, Ruby. Dee did that to the Airedale Dannyboy once before she learned to only cut toward the tip of the ear. For some reason ears aren't cut that way, and she's never mangled anyone else again. We say you should get to go to the butcher and pick out the best cut of steak you can find.

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  38. Oh, poor Ruby! I remember back when I had a poodle ages ago, I cut her with my scissors. I felt so awful until it healed up. I'm bettin' your Ma is feeling the same way. Make sure to take advantage of it! bol

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  39. You should sue... I think steak for dinner and three walks a day should compensate nicely!

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