Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Vettie Wednesday!


Okays, so TECHNICALLY, it would be 'Vettie Tuesday',

since it was yesterday that I gots the

TORTURE!

That's RIGHT...TORTURE!

OMD, puppers, kittehs, and burdies...

it was AWFULS!

(Ma says,  sorry abouts the pics...she only had her emergency Tracphone, and it takes crappy photos!)

 
Here I am arriving at my vettie..  

Waiting for the Vettie....
I don't have a good vibe puppers!

Ruh Roh.  I hears him coming....

I'll try and run out when they open the door....no one will notice...


That's where the pics end...Ma had to hold me while the vettie did

UNMENTIONABLES

to me!!!

Probing

Poking

Prodding

Tugging

Lifting

Squeezing

Cutting

Plucking

Aspiration 


OMD, there was nothing left of my dignity puppers. 

Butts, it was all togethers good news....

my heart sounds good, my toothers look good, my itchy skin was already  healing , so no needs for the prednisone (Ma was tons happy abouts that!),

My ears needed plucking.  Ma laughed...she said, "There is NO WAY Ruby is letting me pluck
her ear canal!  I have to coax her out from under the kitchen table just to gets the ear drops in!"

True.

The vettie said, no problemo!  We can do that too!

Waits..... "Too"

What is this 'TOO'  you speak??!

Lets me tell you what he did...

Clipped my TALONS, plucked my ear canals,  expressed my pooper shooter glands (apparently they were the size of 'walnuts'! What?!  This shocked Ma since I've never shown any symptoms!).

Butts, the thingie Ma was most worried abouts, was this lump on my side.

It showed up about a month ago out of the blue, and it felt a little different
than the rest of my lumps and bumps.

The vettie grabbed it (kinda freaked Ma out for a sec!) and said,

'Nah, that just feels like a fatty cyst under the skin.  I'll aspirated it (suck out the fluid puppers!) and take a look to make sure'

He came back and told Ma it was a 'GOOD LUMP'!

Nothing to worry abouts.  No need for surgicals, unless it bothers me.

YEA!  

All for the NO SURGICALS!

So, after a 1 1/2 hours at the vettie, I was happy to gets outta there!

And made sure Ma KNEW how I felt abouts it all.....


PFFFFFFFT!

(yes, I looks a little loopy...they gave me 'happy pills' ...

BTW....they don't make you 'happy'......

just sayin'.....



34 comments:

  1. Aw man! We LOVE our vet. She is too sweet and loves us so much. Well, BabyBelle likes it a little more than I do, but still, our vet Dr. Ashley is the best. xxxoooo MaddiethePug

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  2. Such a horrible day! Very glad to hear you are healthy however!

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  3. Good lump, my patootie. Anything that merits the attention of that pervert (or pervet as you will) isn't good.

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  4. Anytime a lump (and we don't mean the kind in our bed) is labeled a "good" lump, it is time to do the happy dance. So we are here dancing away for you and your Mom, Ruby, because we know how good she must have felt when the vettie gave her that good news!!! As for the squeezing and plucking, sigh, the things we have to endure!!!

    Hope the Mom had lots of good treats for you after you put up with.

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

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  5. That's good news! I think you need extra treats thought for the prodding and poking.

    Abby Lab

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  6. Time for a martini, Ruby!

    -Otto

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  7. I am so GLAD that it was all good news! Break out the margaritas!!!!

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  8. Thank goodness it was all good news
    hugs
    Mr BAiley, Hazel & Mabel

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  9. OMB Ruby!!! Your poor girl just relax and have a few Margaritas now you're home and Make your ma make you some delicious foodables to make up for such a pawful experience,xx Speedy

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  10. An hour and a half! We would have died. It doesn't even take that long to examine and do unmentionables to all three of us! Glad everything is okay, and you got out in great shape. Hopefully, it'll be another year before you have to suffer that indignity again. You better have a Margarita and recover in your tunnel.

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  11. We're happy to hear good news but poor you, Ruby - all of the stress that you had to put up with!

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  12. OMD, that was a SERIOUS Mot you got there Ruby.
    Butts (and I be you haf a sore butt now after the 'expressing!) the good thingy is that you PASSED wiv flying colours.
    Now...of you go home and see how those 'happy' pills react with Margaritas
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  13. Runby I'm so glad the lumpwas a good one... what a good vet you have, that he worked on that front immediately instead to send you home first where you and your momma had to wait with fears... YAY for your vet! btw: I saw there is a emergency entrance in the wall... sadly too small to disappear via that tunnel huh?

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  14. that was quite the torture session but at least you are all well and good - until the next time :)

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  15. Ruby that was quite an experience wasn't it. We are so happy that lump was just a dumpy lump and not one to be so worried about. I always have to get my butt cleaned up it is NO fun. Mom should have took you and got you a cheeseburger after that. stella ros

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  16. Wow, that sounds like all sorts of NOT FUN stuff! My vet visit only took a few minutes!

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  17. Boo, I am so mad that some dogtur touched you in your special places! That is pawsonal!! It is an invasion of you privacy! And I can't believe that your ma let him slip you a roofie just so he could violate you! I am appalled at such actions! What was your ma thinking? Was she drunk? Although I am glad everything was good I am sickened that this freak show made you put your paws In the stirrups! I'm not sure what that means I just heard mom blurt it out when she was laughing. Did you tell this future subject of a Dateline Investigation that you are MY FIANCE'??

    I know you are upset over being treated like this. Bring your beautiful floofy self outside so I can Bark sweet things to you tonight! XOXOXO

    Your Love and Stud Muffin

    Aroooooo! Cherry Bomb!

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  18. Alas we all have to go through that. We're glad to hear you passed your exam.

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  19. All that torture and its was all good!
    Lily & Edward

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  20. Boo, I am so mad that some dogtur touched you in your special places! That is pawsonal!! It is an invasion of you privacy! And I can't believe that your ma let him slip you a roofie just so he could violate you! I am appalled at such actions! What was your ma thinking? Was she drunk? Although I am glad everything was good I am sickened that this freak show made you put your paws In the stirrups! I'm not sure what that means I just heard mom blurt it out when she was laughing. Did you tell this future subject of a Dateline Investigation that you are MY FIANCE'??

    I know you are upset over being treated like this. Bring your beautiful floofy self outside so I can Bark sweet things to you tonight! XOXOXO

    Your Love and Stud Muffin

    Aroooooo! Cherry Bomb!

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  21. ET TU RUBY???? What was UP with TUESDAY??? Why did we all have to go to the Dogtor on Tuesday...??????? OMD YOU had it MUCH MUCH worse than WE did and THAT was Bad Enough... OMD RUBY.... Your Ears and your REARs at the SAME time... !! OMD girrrrrl... that is so very VERY MUCH WRONG WRONG WRONG... We are so Sorry that your Ma put you through this... BUTT THANKFULLY you had a GOOD REPAWT... on all your pieces and pawts... ONCE the TORTURE was Complete..
    DARN... you got the Happy Pill threatment? Sarge gets that... when he goes to the Dogtor, too. OUR Peeps just make us Tough it Out...
    OMD RUBY.... we can NOT tell you how sorry we are that you had to endure all THAT... just to be told that you are PAWFECT... WE could have told them THAT... WITHOUT all the TORMENT...

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  22. OMD he violated your butt and called you FAT! Fatty tissue my arse, your pawfect.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  23. OHHHHHHHHHHH RUBY....I AM SPEECHLESS AND LET ME JUST SAY SOUTHERN GALS ARE RARELY SPEECHLESS UNLESS THEIR MOUTHS ARE FULL OF SWEET ICED TEA OR BBQ OR THEY ARE HIGH ON CATNIP. OK I FOUND MY TONGUE IT WAS A TAD FROZEN FROM THE ICED TEA.
    GIRLFRIEND THAT WAS A DAY FROM "HE DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS" HOLEY JUMPIN' CATFISH.
    AN 1 1/2 AT THE VET...GEEEEEZZZZZ LOUISE. YOU DESERVE A MEDAL AND A T-BONE.
    IF I HAD BEEN AT THE VET THAT LONG I WOULD HAVE BEEN SINGING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE A OCTAVE HIGHER THAN 1ST SOPRANO. SEEMS YOU ALSO FOUND 2 NEW 4 LETTER WORD, "TOO" AND "FATTY"!! AFTER ALL THAT RIG A MA ROW THEY SHOULD HAVE PAID YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
    GIRL I THINK WE NEED TO PLAN A SIMILAR EVENT FOR YOUR MA. SEE HOW YOU LIKES HAVING HER EAR PLUCKED ETC ETC ETC
    HUGS AND KITTY KISSES TO YOU MY BRAVEST OF BRAVE GAL PALS
    ADMIRINGLY
    MADI YOUR BFFFFFFFFFF

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  24. O...M...D.....You really got the icky full treatment!! We are soooooooo very happy you have a good lump but we are very sorry for all the humiliation you had to go through!!!
    Sympathy Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  25. Poor baby! Be happy you got a good check up! We are so happy for your good check up. XOXOXO
    Vicki and Tulip

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  26. We are very happy you had a good check up. We agree. Your Mom should never take pictures of you at the vet. It is too private

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  27. And Hailey thought her vet visit was stressful!

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  28. That sounded like torture! We're glad to hear you made it out of there without too much damage and that the vet said you were in good health.

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  29. Ouch on the ear plucking! I'm glad your cyst was good. If it drains or fills up and drains, write Mom. Mine did that when the vet aspirated mine. I hope you got extra treats and a strong margarita!

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  30. You were picked,poked, and prodded. Such a good girl!!

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  31. Oh my Ruby.. visiting the vettie is not a fun thing but it's over!! Yay!

    Momo & Pinot xo

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  32. Shiver, shiver ...Ruby, it's your very cold friend Ruby from the land where spring never comes ...might you have a margarita to warm me up?

    P.S.: Can't believe you had your poop shooter. Same thing happened to me. Maybe we should start some kind of support group.

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