Friday, August 3, 2012

Gifts



Ma was workin' hard waterin' the plants, so I decided to sneak up behind her, and give her a gift


It's really hard to see here, but Ma thought it was a rock....


I just love playin' with rocks!



So Ma reached down to touch it, and....................


This is the face Ma made.....accompanied by, well, what can best be described as an ear-bleeding shriek.


It felt, well,  squishy......so Ma thought it came from, well, a litter box.  (Now, in my defense, I have only brought her 'poo' a couple of times....there was really no need for the hoopla!

So when I finally calmed her down, she realized what it was, and where it came from........



Yup, it was just an ear I tore off my ball toy.    Well, at least Ma didn't have to break out the disinfectant.  I mean, it's like she's never gotten poo on her hands before!  DRAMA QUEEN!

17 comments:

  1. BOL - you played a great trick on your Mom. Lightning says he will have to try that too:) Great idea, Ruby. Oh wait, he just remembered he doesn't have any more stuffies:(

    Have a great weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  2. Bwhahahahaha...OMD, dat was da FUNNIEST thing evers, you is a riot girl! My mum would has done passed out...afters her said a bunch of HBO words.
    Oh snap, you HAS brought your mom kitteh turds beofres...BOL!

    Puddles
    PS: I will gives you a ride...hehehe.

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  3. Your mom gets kinda edgy just like ours does, Ruby! haha

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  4. WOW! You are a very good prankster. I'll have to use that idea sometime.


    Nora

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  5. Bol bol! OMD, Ruby, you are too funny! We gotta get you more stuffies! Wait, maybe now that your Mama's defenses are down...

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  6. Oh Ruby, you and your ma are really funny :)
    Happy weekend
    Cotton

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  7. Humans, always looking the gift dog in the mouth...

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  8. Ruby, you were trying to give her a gift and she went all crazy lady. I don't get these Mommies, we gotta love them though, even with all their crazy ways.

    Loveys Sasha

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  9. Hahaha, we bet your mum really loved that hilarious joke you played on her - we did, LOL.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  10. BOL! I hope after your Ma realized it wasn't poo that she gave you some cuddles for being such a thoughtful dog, Ruby. If not, you may have to rethink bringing her gifts for a while (or just give her some poo).
    Wags,
    Oz

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  11. Hope your ma doesn't have to cope with something dangerous....I would probably hear the screams over here! lol. (my secretary wants to say she loved this blog post) (:

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  12. Bruhaahaahaa!!! What a great trick, Ruby. We've had a few of those soggy ear things around here, too.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    'out of the litter box'--we're still chucklin'.

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  13. Bruhaahaahaa!!! What a great trick, Ruby. We've had a few of those soggy ear things around here, too.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

    'out of the litter box'--we're still chucklin'.

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  14. LOL! That's my laugh for the day Ruby. You're mom sure is dramatic! BOL!

    Violet

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  15. RUBY! WAH! GROSS, MAN!

    I still really like you, but c'mon, girl. Poo?

    Woofles and snorts,

    Lola Pug

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  16. lol, Tess thought it was a slug!!!
    Have a good week
    See Yea George zzz

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